Stolen from :reremae:
Rules: Choose twelve of your original characters, in any particular order. Then, answer the questions that follow, but DON'T LOOK AT THE QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU PICK THE CHARACTERS!
4. Lucky Dog
5. Nameless Hero
7. Hellbender Turbulence
9. The Boss
11. Mr. Crowley
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Megamouth) or 11 (Mr. Crowley)?
Megamouth would just scream at the kids the entire time, while Mr. Crowley would be more civilized. So Mr. Crowley.
2. Do you think 2 (Slash) is hot? How hot?
Well my friend Reana thinks he is, but I see him more as a frienemy.
3. 12 (Scorpio) sends 8 (Luna) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
He would probably send her to go get doughnuts and she'd probably fail at it.
4. What is or would be 9 (The Boss)'s favorite book?
5. Would it make more sense for 2 (Slash) to swear fealty to 6 (Megamouth), or the other way around?
Well Megamouth is the one with a big mouth, but if I were Slash listening to him scream all day I guess I would swear too.
6. For whatever reason, 5 (Nameless Hero) is looking for a roommate. Should 5 (Nameless Hero) share a studio apartment with 9 (The Boss) or with 10 (Discord)?
Well both The Boss and Discord are bad guys so it'd be weird for a hero to room with either, but he would probably room with Discord since The Boss is practically an adult with his own place.
7. 2 (Slash), 7 (Hellbender Turbulence), and 12 (Scorpio) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
They would probably go to some Bar-B-Que place and just maul everything in sight. As much as talking, they'd be talking with their mouths full so no one would understand.
8. 3 (Jade) challenges 10 (Discord) to a duel. What happens?
Shit would go down. The battle would go on for so long, a giant cat fight between the two meanest girls in Embark City.
9. If 1 (Bash) stole 8 (Luna)'s most precious possession, how would 8 get it back?
She would probably set up some overly complicated device or practical joke which would result in complete failure.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Hellbender Turbulence) and 12 (Scorpio) both attain what they most desire.
"All is fair in love and stupidity."
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Lucky Dog) and 1 (Bash) to work together?
Bash whistles for Lucky to come and follow.
12. If 7 (Hellbender turbulence) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
We'd get along nicely, shes pretty cool.
13. If you could command 3 (Jade) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
I guess sing for me since she's a pop star lol.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw anything regarding 11 (Mr. Crowley)?
The Boss works with Mr. Crowley so maybe he'd keep a notice of his actions.
15. If 2 (Slash) had to choose sides between 4 (Lucky Dog) and 5 (Nameless Hero), which would it be?
I suppose Nameless Hero since they hang out the most.
16. What might 10 (Discord) shout while charging into battle?
Prepare for misery or something along the lines of that.
17. If you chose a song to represent 8 (Luna), which song would you choose?
The one character I didn't make from a song
I suppose Angel by Underwhelmed
18. 1 (Bash), 6 (Megamouth), and 12 (Scorpio) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
It would be a battle of the ages, no one would back down. But if it had to be anyone, Megamouth would probably power screech the other two away and take it in the confusion.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Slash) to use on 10 (Discord)?
Something stupid like, How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice hi I'm Slash.
The Discord would make an anvil fall over his head.
20. What would 5 (Nameless Hero) most likely be arrested for?
Probably for meddling in police work and letting bad guys get away.
21. What is 6 (Megamouth)'s secret?
He isn't a tough monster with grand horns, but a kind monster with actually average horns.
22. If 11 (Mr. Crowley) and 9 (The Boss) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
The Boss, he would have his driver speed him down.
23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Hellbender Turbulence) or 8 (Luna)?
Hellbender Turbulence, her giant mechanical arm or arm cannon would take out anyone while Luna would just get lost or scared.
24. 1 (Bash) and 9 (The Boss) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4 (Lucky Dog)'s sinister secret organization. 11 (Mr. Crowley) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he is actually a spy for 4 (Lucky Dog). Meanwhile, 4 (Lucky Dog) has kidnapped 12 (Scorpio) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Nameless Hero), they seek out 3 (Jade), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
Damn, how about "The Great Twist."
Just to note in that last one Bash teams up with his two enemies in order to take down his dog, how awesome would that be?